Scrambled eggs

This morning I felt the need to get out a pan and make myself scrambled eggs.  I don't know why.  Me and the stove together is a terrible idea.  But anyway, it was all going fine at first.  I mixed the eggs, milk, and cheese in a pan, then put the pan on the stove.... and realized I forgot to put in the margarine.  So I had to dump everything out of the pan into a bucket then clean the egg out of the pan and grease it, then pour the egg back in the pan.  Then I spilled a few drops of the still-uncooked egg on the hot burner, where it dried and burned to the stove before I could get to it.  While it was cooking, I dropped the spatula I had been using on the floor, where it splatter half-cooked egg all over the floor and the bottoms of my pajama pants.  I realized after that I must have used too much milk because the pan was sizzling and WAY too steamy, while the eggs weren't even cooked yet.  I won't be making any food for a while.
Story of my life.