Bad Anna. Bad. You haven't posted in almost TWO WEEKS.
Yes, I know; bad Anna. But between being incapacitated with the stomach flu, dodging April Fool's Day jokes, and shouting orders as my brother created a puddle of poison on our kitchen floor, I just haven't had time to!!
I would have posted a week ago, because I had nothing to do, but I was instead curled up on my bed shivering under blankets, holding my stomach, and being unable to look at the computer screen without throwing up... you've all been there. Anyways, that lasted from Sunday to Monday, then went away and came back for Wednesday- thank God it's finally over. I also got a text message on Tuesday asking this: "Why weren't you at school yesterday? Angie said you were sick." ...Wow. Really? I still haven't answered that one and I'm not going to. I did, however, get a good laugh out of it so I suppose it was worth something.
Tuesday. My friends kept making jokes how I had just faked being sick the day before so I could plan April Fool's Day jokes instead of having to go to school. In reality, I hadn't planned anything, and sat on two whoopee cushions, had a 'kick me' note taped on my back, and was told that the history teacher had given a huge test the day I missed that I now had to make up "today, or be in huge trouble'. I did nothing in return. Man!! Being sick totally destroyed my planning days. I was the first one to hug someone and put a kick me note on their back, and last year I fixed the sink so the faucet would shoot water straight at whoever used it, and dipped my brother's toothbrush in water. I had planned on making a toilet paper gun this year, but that fell through like everything else. Oh, well- next year... >:) What are some of the April Fool's Day jokes you're most proud of?
Oh, yes- and on Thursday I came home from school to find, I kid you not, fifty ants converged on our kitchen floor. I could barely even see what they were eating and I guess I'll never know what it was. I called my mom, and she said it was fine to spray the bug poison inside as long as I only used a very little bit. While I was getting the can, my brother came home and the dog barked to come in from outside. We couldn't let him walk through poison, so we decided to barricade him in one room until we could wipe I up. I had the phone in one hand, and wiped the mud off the dog's feet with the other, thinking my brother was setting up a blockade for the dog as I had told him to. I let go of the dog, and he walked through the poison. My brother was giggling as he sprayed literally a 2-foot puddle of poison all over the floor. We had to open all the windows just to breathe, and even then we all had a headache. Oh, and we had to clean the dog's feet again. All this with the phone in one hand. Thank you for your help and cooperation, brother.
Do you forgive me for not posting?
Depends, do you forgive me for not commenting?
ReplyDeleteHi, long time no see. I'm glad you're better and yes I've been there......
I don't do April Fools jokes because I am the worst at pranking people and have no idea really what I would do. How did you know how to fix the taps to make it spurt on people? And how did you know that? The toliet paper gun sounds kind of interesting, maybe next year you'll be able to do it. :)
Of course!
ReplyDeleteI rubberbanded tape around it and covered half the faucet to make it squirt at a certain angle, if that makes any sense... I don't remember exactly. I just realized I said I dipped his toothbrush in water. I meant vinegar. Oops. XD Hopefully!