Happy Easter!

So things have been pretty hectic in the Emerson household the past few days.  For one, we're hosting Easter Dinner, which means that my mom is temporarily nuts.  "Clean!  Hold this!  Are you busy?  Come help me!"
On Saturday morning, between homework assignments because my teachers like assigning things over holiday weekends, I did a little reading and stuck one arm of my glasses inside my book.  I do it all the time, but my mom hates it.  Later, when I came back, my glasses were sitting on the table next to the book, which had a slip of paper with writing on it stuck inside as a bookmark.
I took out the paper.
It was my chore list.
Mom one, me zero.