So last night, my parents went to the ER with my brother.
And guess why?
Sick? Nope.
Seriously injured? Nope.
Problems with essential body systems? No.
He got his finger stuck inside the opening of a soda bottle.
Who does that?! Well, I mean, besides him, actually. Really. I thought it was common sence to not stick your fingers into that skinny opening at the top of the bottle, but I guess not. My parents and him couldn't get it out at home and didn't want to slice his finger badly enough to need stitches by smashing the bottle, so they ended up in the emergency room where I'm sure the doctors had better things to deal with than boys in grade 7 who got their fingers stuck in bottles.
It reminds me of an episode of Untold Stories of the ER I saw once, where a lady got stuck in a toilet for 18 hours. Eep.
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